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    2/18/2007

    新年短信生活

      接到同事小白短信。“猪年到了,我家媳妇不仅姓猪而且属猪。因此,你就是我们的娘家人。在我们家,娘家人地位是最尊贵的……”
     
      我?娘家人?……对了,我是猪,人黄猪老,猪一坨。奶猪,那是我妹。过年了,在这里给大家磕个猪头。呵呵。
     
      遗憾的是,昨天这样的原创短信并不多。三表说他接到了小二百条,我大概是他的两倍,当然,你知道,我人缘比他好可不止两倍的。从前我也喜欢发过年过节的短信,后来,被沈宏非打击了,丫说,没人会记住你发过的,况且,中移动也没给过你好处吧?我听罢幻灭感顿生,并从此洗手。但偶有好玩的,还是会转发给朋友。比如小兄弟段鸣镝的这条,“轻轻的狗走了,正如猪轻轻地来,你轻轻地抬起猪蹄,看到我的祝福……”我转了三十来人。
     
      但转发期间十分艰难,新的短信不停进来,密不透风啊。很多朋友同一条短信给我发了三、四次,估计大家和我一样,被短信生活折磨得头晕目眩。我有个习惯,祝福的短信一定回复,于是匪夷所思的一幕出现了:我一哥们,我每次回复,他原来的问候就又发来一遍,如此重复四次,我甚至怀疑这个文科生设计了一个自动回复的软件!但想想丫两位数的四则运算都要用计算器,不会呀?打电话过去,才明白,这位老兄从上午起床,就一直在和手机里不过五百人的通讯录较劲,我回短信时,丫已接近癫狂状态。
     
      大过年的,外面车少,空气里依稀的硫磺味道,出去走走多好?建议大家珍惜生命,远离手机,回短信也应该像我这样:睡觉之前,把没回的近四百条打开,每个粘贴一小句话,“谢谢啦,也给您拜年!”齐了。
     
      昨晚我就是这样,克服着困倦,默默地按键盘……今天中午醒来的时候,我还保持着昨晚的姿势--王成牺牲前的POPSE--手机屏幕上显示着:“142个未读短信”。

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    豆子wrote:
    这种事您也干啊,真傻。呵呵。
    Feb. 25
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    s wrote:
    手机电池和话费都挺遭罪
    Feb. 25
    Xin Zhengwrote:
    第一次来~~
    Feb. 22
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    yue wrote:
    POPSE是啥?POSE?
    Feb. 22
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    娃娃鱼 wrote:
    春节好!
    祝你新的一年:生活像台里的栏目――丰富多彩;钱包像台里的任务――无比沉重;未来像台里的总结――蒸蒸日上;好运像台里的会议――没完没了;烦恼像台里的薪水――很少很少;快乐像台里的大话空话――多得数不清!
    Feb. 21
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    小泉 wrote:
    哈哈,我还以为是原创呢!新年好!现在过节好像离不开短信了,除夕那天,还没到12点,我的手机也是“咣咣,咣咣”地报警,赶紧删呐删呐,一边删,一边不停地有新的进来,春节联欢会是没功夫看了!帮我问候陈叔、胡姨新年好!
    Feb. 21
    Yaba .wrote:
    猪老,过年好~如果我有你的手机号,就会多条短信祝你过上“种猪”的性福生活~
    Feb. 21
    樱桃wrote:
    小白同学在杭州给你拜年了.杭州春天很爽.您也来逛逛吧!哈哈
    Feb. 21
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    薄鹤村 wrote:
    seen 欢迎回访我的个人BLOG, 阅读了你的这篇文章, My Blog:听景777 GOOGLE个人空间- http://bubian.googlegroups.com/web/index.htm tingjing777@gmail.com
    Feb. 20
    忱 沈wrote:
    抱抱黑大叔,猪年快乐...咩咩...
    Feb. 20
    不在手机里给您添"堵"了.大米祝快乐!什么时候都快乐!
    虽然是不可能的任务,但猪腹终归是有用的部位.
    Feb. 20
    Cissy Shenwrote:
    陈老师,我是张雅欣老师的学生。关注此BLOG甚久了,头一次留言。。就趁这新年之际,祝您新年快乐~~!:)
    这POPSE是什么词儿呀。。。西西~:P
    Feb. 19
    Cissy Shenwrote:
    陈老师,我是张雅欣老师的学生。关注此BLOG甚久了,头一次留言。。就趁这新年之际,祝您新年快乐~~!:)
    这POPSE是什么词儿呀。。。西西~:P
    Feb. 19
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    (no name) wrote:
    陈老师,新年快乐!!
    Feb. 19
    文静wrote:
    "你轻轻地抬起猪蹄,看到我的猪腹”,想了半天,差点没明白,太难了:猪腹——祝福,脑细胞死了不知几千几万。
    Feb. 19
    哇~~卿爷这人缘......没治了
    Feb. 19
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    sgong6 wrote:
      Happy new year !  gong xi fa cai !                                                                                                                                                                                                   i have free 2,000 sms offered per month but i never finish the target, sms controlled some people's life. they falls in mad of sms.spent their life their time in sms especially youth and teenager. communication company earned billion of dollars per year in sms. crazy.
     
    Feb. 18
    七七wrote:
    过年好!
    Feb. 18
    七七wrote:
    过年好!
    Feb. 18
    miaowrote:
    奇妙
     
    给您拜年拜大年!也祝陈乐小朋友新年更快乐:)
    Feb. 18

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